Real Name/Birth Name: Mackenzy Samedi
Stage Name: Mackenzy The Poet; Mackenzy Powèt La; Mackenzy El Poeta, Mackenzy Le Poète
Nicknames: Kenkenn, Ken, Mack, Mac, Big Mack, David, Mackenz, Macken, Chief, Genius, Mackenzie, MaKenzie, MacKenzy, Mackendy, Ceasar, Patron, Patient, Doctor, Psychiatric Patient, Crazy, Not Normal, Disabled, Super Man, Batman, Spiderman, Felipe Massiano, Student, Teacher, Victim, Security Guard, Detective, Undercover Cop, Retaliator, Mr. President, Referee, Homeless Guy, Business Man, Good Politician, Justice Lawyer, Fair Judge, Hero, Compassionate, Great Listener, Sinner, Pastor, Honest To People He Trust, El Jefe, The Boss, Prince Mackenzy, King Mackenzy, Man After God's Own Heart, Goggles, Happy Poor Man, Joyful Broke Man, Horace Grant, Mr. Hollywood, Superfly, Celebrity, Superstar, The Flow, Mr. Haiti, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, SpongeBob SquarePants, Steve Urkel, Rich Man, Wealthy Man, Stephan From Family Matters, Skeptical Man To Politicians, David Hoşgeldiniz Samedi, Neo From The Matrix Movie, Morpheus From The Matrix Movie, Ice Agent Who Protects All Immigrants, Big Mac Attack, Money Green, Mr. Governor, Mr. Mayor, Pretends To Be Naïve, The Giver of Chances To Everyone To Prove Themselves, Faithful Man In Exclusive Relationships Only, Comedian, Silly, Happy Man Unless Provoked, Intentional, Hate Oppressors, The Punisher, The Abraham Lincoln of New Jersey, Wise Leader, Under Cover Gangster, Lover of Different Cultures, Knowledge Seeker At A Limit, Survivor, King David, Warrior, LL Cool J, Secret Angel, Sheriff, Cabaret Man, Elizabeth Man, Rahway Man, Jersey Man, Cool Cat, Blessing Carrier...
Nationality: Haitian American
Birthplace: Cabaret, Ouest, Haiti
Ancestry: Haitian, British, Dominican, African, and Polish.
Family History Background: *My Paternal Grand-Father: My grandfather on my dad side was half British and half Dominican. He was born in the Dominican Republic. He took after his mother's color, if you know what I mean. He inherited a lot of wealth, and then he migrated to Haiti. I don't know why he came to Haiti. My paternal grandfather had so many different children all over town. He had two boys with my grandmother on my dad's side but did not marry her. That's one of the reasons why she was pissed off and gave the boys her last name. That's how my family has her last name. After my grandfather died, the children were fighting for different property, land, wealth, etc. They split everything among themselves and did not share anything with my father. Instead of fighting back, he back down and quietly went back to the United States.
*My Maternal Grand-Parents: Both grandmother and grandfather on my mother's side were half Polish and half Haitian. They were both born in Haiti. I don't have any Polish features because when interracial marriages happen, then anything can happen. The children could look like their mother, dad, in the middle, or whatever God feels like giving the (father and mother). That's just a little bit of the story. Yeah, the Polish did help fight for Haiti's freedom from the French. I know how important it is to leave in peace. The mansion or peace: I used to live in a mansion in Cabaret, Ouest, Haiti, with my mom's aunt, who took her in because she was wealthy. My mom's parents had a lot of children, which means that she has a lot of siblings. That was one of the reasons why my mom's wealthy aunt took her in. My mom voluntarily left the mansion with me to go live with my grandmother on my father's side in the same city of Cabaret, Ouest, Haiti. It was either live in a big mansion and always wonder when death will strike or live somewhere smaller place, but in peace. We left the mansion, remember. My mother was not going to try to wait to find out if she was going to try again to kill me or her or both of us at the same time. That was because one of my mother's many siblings tried to kill us. It was one of many of my mother's sisters. Yes, I remember this. We were coming from a midnight service from church. When we got home, I told my mom that I was tired and I wanted to lie on the bed. She stopped me, and she turned on the lights. Guess what was spread all over the bed? It was a white powder called "Poud Maji," which is "Magic Powder." She did this because of jealousy because my mother was the favorite in the mansion. Thank God that He gave my mother the wisdom to stop me, not to lie on that bed. God has been sparing me and saving my life from death ever since birth.
*Remember I told you that my grandfather had so many children all over town! Well, many of them moved to other countries and inter-marry other cultures. That's one of the reasons why I may be related to all cultures. I am waiting for all of these people who are going to say when I become more famous and wealthier: oh, I am your uncle; I am your cousin etc; which brings me to the conclusion that I have family in: New Jersey, Florida, Haiti, Canada, New York, Many Caribbean Countries, Many South American Countries, Many European Countries, Many African Countries, Many Asian Countries, etc. When I am more, wealthy, become more, famous, in New Jersey, all over the United States and all over the world. If we do a DNA test, it might be true and comes out that I am related to these people, but my questions are; where were you when I was in the woods? Where were you when I was at the bottom? Where were you when I was sick? Did you call me? Did you text me?
Hair Color: Black
Hair: Dark Skin African People Hair
Eye Color: Brown
Skin: Changes Color All The Time, But The Main Color Is Tan. It Depends On The Country, Environment, Camera, Light, Night, Etc.
Gender: Male
Height: 5 Feet 8 Inches
Occupation: Author /Poet /Creative Writer
Favorite Color: Orange
Favorite Peanuts: Honey Roasted Peanuts With Salt.
Favorite Cake: Carrot Cake
If It Was My Last Meal On Earth At A Bagel Shop: An Everything Bagel With Peanut Butter and Jelly
Mackenzy: Son of a Wise Leader from England; Pronounced in Phonetics as MAK-KEN-zee
Samedi: Saturday in French; Pronounced in Phonetics as SAHM-dee
American English: Full Professional Proficiency
Haitian Creole: Native or Bilingual Proficiency
*Haitian Creole is a very beautiful language which includes the mixture of (American English, French, African, Spanish, Taino Indian, Portuguese and Arabic). I am not sure if as time goes by if it will include more, because of migration and immigration.
Spanish: Limited Working Proficiency
French: Professional Working Proficiency
Family Where: New Jersey, Florida, Haiti, Canada, New York, Many Caribbean Countries, Many South American Countries, Many European Countries, Many African Countries, Many Asian Countries, etc.
How I Love My Future Woman To Dress: If you are at home, the gym in the backyard, or at the beach you can wear whatever you want. But if we are going out, then I would prefer you dress in a dress or shirt that is appropriate. Remember if you do not do the following when we are going out (you wear something crappy, pants, booty shorts etc.); then I will keep my mouth shut and say nothing. In places like if we are going to wherever like vacations, concerts, restaurants, movies, church and you wear shitty clothes...etc then I am not going to say anything to you. I am going to let you figure it out. Again, if you do wear a dress or a shirt that is appropriate, then I will give you compliments almost every time on how sexy you are in my own way...
Butt Size: Small
Face: Wears Glasses. My Facial Appearance Changes With and Without Glasses Depending On The Different Types of Glasses. My Face Also Look Different With Or Without My Mustache, My Beard, A Shape Up, And My Beard.
Weight: Varies and Changes all the time
Birthday Month: March
Birthday Day: 20
Birthday Year: 1989
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Age: 37, As of March 20, 2026
Penis Size: If a woman who is legal get me excited by doing something sexy, then she will be like, wow, amazing, I didn't know all that was hidden under there. That has happened to me, as she exclaimed.
Beauty: Very, Very, Very Handsome, Charming and Sexy.
All of My Schools So Far: College Notre-Dame du Mont Carmel in Cabaret, Ouest, Haiti; La Jachère in Croix-des-Bouquets, Haiti; Alexander Hamilton Middle School in Elizabeth, New Jersey; Elizabeth High School in Elizabeth, New Jersey; Rahway High School in Rahway, New Jersey; Lincoln Technical Institute in Edison, New Jersey; Ultimate Medical Academy in Tampa, Florida; Kean University in Union, New Jersey and finally Grand Canyon University in Phoenix, Arizona.
Disability: Physical and Mental, but without any restrictions.
Super Powers: Yes, many!
Marital Status: Single and never been married.
Favorite Food Rank: 1. Haitian Food 2. Italian Food 3. Chinese 4. American Food
Favorite Soccer Teams Rank: 1. Haiti 2. Brazil 3. United States 4. Poland
Sexiest Accents Rank: 1. Polish 2. Ghanaian 3. Indian 4. Haitian 5. American
Favorite Sandwich To Eat In New Jersey: Bacon, Egg, and Cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, lettuce, tomatoes, onions
